Saturday, September 26, 2026
What do you call a boat that never gets in the water?
Punchline
A dry dock comedian.
Friday, September 25, 2026
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
Punchline
They don't have the guts.
Thursday, September 24, 2026
Why did the smartphone go to school?
Punchline
It wanted to improve its cell-f esteem.
Wednesday, September 23, 2026
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Punchline
In case he got a hole in one.
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Punchline
A dino-snore.
Monday, September 21, 2026
Why was the math book unhappy?
Punchline
It had too many problems.
Sunday, September 20, 2026
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Punchline
Microchips.
Saturday, September 19, 2026
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Punchline
It got mugged.
Friday, September 18, 2026
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Punchline
Nacho cheese.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
How does a penguin build its house?
Punchline
Igloos it together.