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Today's joke
Friday, September 11, 2026

What do you call a boat that never gets in the water?

Punchline

A dry dock comedian.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?

Punchline

They don't have the guts.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Why did the smartphone go to school?

Punchline

It wanted to improve its cell-f esteem.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

Punchline

In case he got a hole in one.

Monday, September 7, 2026

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Punchline

A dino-snore.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Why was the math book unhappy?

Punchline

It had too many problems.

Saturday, September 5, 2026

What's a computer's favorite snack?

Punchline

Microchips.

Friday, September 4, 2026

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Punchline

It got mugged.

Thursday, September 3, 2026

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Punchline

Nacho cheese.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

How does a penguin build its house?

Punchline

Igloos it together.

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