Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Why can't you trust the stairs?
Punchline
They're always up to something.
Monday, August 31, 2026
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Punchline
Nothing, it just waved.
Sunday, August 30, 2026
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Punchline
It was two tired.
Saturday, August 29, 2026
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Punchline
Sofishticated.
Friday, August 28, 2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Punchline
He was outstanding in his field.
Thursday, August 27, 2026
What do you call a boat that never gets in the water?
Punchline
A dry dock comedian.
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
Punchline
They don't have the guts.