Monday, September 21, 2026
Why was the math book unhappy?
Punchline
It had too many problems.
Sunday, September 20, 2026
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Punchline
Microchips.
Saturday, September 19, 2026
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Punchline
It got mugged.
Friday, September 18, 2026
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Punchline
Nacho cheese.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
How does a penguin build its house?
Punchline
Igloos it together.
Wednesday, September 16, 2026
Why can't you trust the stairs?
Punchline
They're always up to something.
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Punchline
Nothing, it just waved.
Monday, September 14, 2026
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Punchline
It was two tired.
Sunday, September 13, 2026
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Punchline
Sofishticated.
Saturday, September 12, 2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Punchline
He was outstanding in his field.