Saturday, October 10, 2026
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
Punchline
They don't have the guts.
Friday, October 9, 2026
Why did the smartphone go to school?
Punchline
It wanted to improve its cell-f esteem.
Thursday, October 8, 2026
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Punchline
In case he got a hole in one.
Wednesday, October 7, 2026
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Punchline
A dino-snore.
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Why was the math book unhappy?
Punchline
It had too many problems.
Monday, October 5, 2026
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Punchline
Microchips.
Sunday, October 4, 2026
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Punchline
It got mugged.
Saturday, October 3, 2026
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Punchline
Nacho cheese.
Friday, October 2, 2026
How does a penguin build its house?
Punchline
Igloos it together.
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Why can't you trust the stairs?
Punchline
They're always up to something.