Saturday, September 12, 2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Punchline
He was outstanding in his field.
Friday, September 11, 2026
What do you call a boat that never gets in the water?
Punchline
A dry dock comedian.
Thursday, September 10, 2026
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
Punchline
They don't have the guts.
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Why did the smartphone go to school?
Punchline
It wanted to improve its cell-f esteem.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Punchline
In case he got a hole in one.
Monday, September 7, 2026
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Punchline
A dino-snore.
Sunday, September 6, 2026
Why was the math book unhappy?
Punchline
It had too many problems.
Saturday, September 5, 2026
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Punchline
Microchips.
Friday, September 4, 2026
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Punchline
It got mugged.
Thursday, September 3, 2026
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Punchline
Nacho cheese.